Welcome to Dick Martini
"From jet engines to power generation, financial services to plastics, and medical imaging to news and information, the Dick Martini Corporation has not helped one bit with any of it."
// Corporate Directives
The Dick Martini Corporation refuses to dedicate any of its wealth or resources to turning imaginative ideas into leading products and services that could help solve some of the world's toughest problems — instead turning our vast empire of Project Managers towards such lucrative endeavors as:
Screaming Hairy Armadillo
Retro Synth Ads
Experience 100% pure analog warmth. Zero project managers required.
Mini Music Labs
Experimental R&D in video and audio synthesis. Hypnotic. Inspiring.
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Commodore 64 MIDI Interfaces
> READY.
1. Datel MIDI Interface
2. Dr. T's Model T MIDI Interface
3. Sequential Circuits Model 64
4. Sonus MIDI Interface
Commodore 64 MIDI Software
> READY.
1. C-Lab SuperTrack
2. Dr. T's Keyboard Controlled MIDI Sequencer
3. Moog Song Producer
4. Passport Designs MasterTracks
Environmental & Social Non-Responsibility
"By delivering on our promise to dodge any involvement in environmental or animal rights issues, the Dick Martini Corporation has been in the enviable position to spend considerable amounts of time and energy relaxing and playing video games."
ARCADE INSTRUCTIONS:
Play our flagship slacker simulator below! Dodge oncoming "WORK" tasks using your mouse or touch buttons to earn Relaxation Points.
CORPORATE SLACKER ARCADE
Dodge incoming "WORK" assignments & "MEETINGS" to maximize corporate relaxation!